2) What the F#@* was Lukas thinking when he created Jar Jar, this "menace" as I will refer to him, totally ruins the damn movie!!!. His dumb ass humor and dumb accent take away from the seriousness of the story. If I was trying to save the queen and find the sith lord, the last thing I need is some dumb long eared freak who just doesn't stop being an annoying little prick.

3) Anakin, well what can I say. I think Lukas was doin' a little boozin' when he hired this guy, I mean he can't act for shit!!!.

2) Ash thinks he is a hero, all he does is catch innocent animals and put them in like jars ore some crap like that and keeps them caged in there until he has someone to fight. Now, when he wins "his" fight he is the champion, while the tired and beat up pokemon return to their cells until the next battle. My ass Ash is a hero, he just a pussy who sits and watches his pokemon fight and when the time comes just chucks a ball at them.

3) When people have a conversation, they usually use more than one word to communicate, but pokemon repeat their name over and over and over again!!!. What the hell!!! how do they understand what they are saying!!!!.

4) Pokemon is a huge money making machine, that drains your money. Once you watch the show, you will buy a gameboy color and like all the pokemon games, you then collect the card game and walk around begging people for a dime or dollar to buy another one and another one!!!. While these fat pigs walk around with their cuban cigars collecting your cash, they don't give a shit if you like pokemon, they just want  your money.

5) <sigh>, the movie, what can I say (shit!!!, here come $300,000,000 more dollars to the makers of pokemon)