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Here are all the times Homer says MMM...

Mmm...marshmallows           Mmm...cupcakes        Mmm... chocolate, ooh... double chocolate, (gasp) new flavour... triple chocolate!

Mmm... beer         Mmm... ooh... maca-ma-damia nuts             Mmm... hors d'oeuvers      Mmm. pancakes         Mmm...money

Mmm... barbecue          Mmm... purple          Mmm... sprinkles          Mmm. spaghetti          Mmm... salty       Mmm... the land of chocolate

Mmm... chocolate               Mmm... crumbled-up cookie things             Mmm... starained peas           Mmm... donuts        Mmm... ptato chips

Mmm... snouts        Mmm... fattening             Mmm... burger                  Mmm... soylent green              Mmm... shrimp          Mmm...shrimp

Mmm... hog fat                Mmm... ham                 Mmm... grapefruit                  Mmm.. organized crime               Mmm... nuts

Mmm... pie               Mmm... delicious                    Mmm... 64 clices of american cheese                Mmm... forbidden donut

Mmm... invisible cola              Mmm... candy                 Mmm... convenient                  Mmm... business deal              Mmm... free goo

Mmm... apple                  Mmm... hamburger                    Mmm... footlong chili dog            Mmm... Marge                Mmm... mediciney

Mmm... free wig                 Mmm... sacrilicious                 Mmm... elephant-fresh                  Mmm... caramel                Mmm... something

Mmm... bowling fresh             Mmm... urinal fresh               Mmm... slanty                  Mmm... beer nuts                   Mmm... incapacitating

Mmm... sprinkles             Mmm... unprocessed fishsticks                 Mmm... open-faced club sandwich                   Mmm... pointy
 
 

Some of the Songs heard on the show

Love-Matic Grampa

While shopping for some cans/an old man passed away/he floated up toward heavan/but got lost along the way/now he's the love-matic grampa!/the wise, socratic grampa!/and he'll fill our hearts with loooove!

Krusty the Clown Prison Special

I slugged some jerk in Tahoe/ they gave me one to three/ my high-priced lawyer sprung me on a tech-ni-cal-i-ty/ I'm just visiting springfield prison/ I get to sleep at home tonight.

Poochie's Rap

The name's Poochie D./ and i rock the telly/ I'm half Joe Camel and a third Fonzarelli.? I'm the Kung-Fu hippie/ from gangsta city./ I'm a rappin' surfer./ you the fool I pity.

Music Plays and the Family Sings:

Lisa: If you whish to be our sitter/ please be sweet and never bitter/ help us with math and book reports/
Bart: Might I add, eat my shorts
Lisa: Bart!
Bart: Just cuttin' through the treacle.
Lisa: If Maggies's fussy, don't avoid her.
Bart: Let me get away with moider
Lisa: Teach us songs and magic tricks.
Homer: Might I add-no fat chicks.
Marge: Homer!
Lisa: The nanny we want is kindly and sage
Homer: And one who will work for minimum wage!
Lisa: Hurry nanny, things are grim-
Grampa: I'll do it!
Bart and Lisa: Any-one but him.

The Lyrics to Nelson's Song

Joy to the world/ the teacher's dead/ we bar-b-qued her head!/ what happened to her body?/ we flushed it down the potty!/ and round and round it goes/ and round and round it goes.

Can I Borrow a Feeling?

Can I borrow a feeling?/ Could you lend me a jar of love?/ Hurtin' hearts need some healin'/ thake my hand with your glove of love.

The Sring in Springfield

Homer: YOu could close down moe's, or the Kwik-E-Mart, and nobody would care. But the heart and soul of Springfield's in ou Maison Derriere...
Belle: We're the sause on you steak, we're cheese in you cake. We put the sring in Springfield.
Dancer#1: We're the lace on the nightgown
Dancer#2: The point after touchdonw,
Belle and dancing girls: Yes, we put the sping in Springfield.
Belle: We're that little extra spice that makes existence extar-nice. A giddy little thrill. At a resonable price!
Lovejoy: Our only mafor quarrels's with you total lack of morals.
Dancer#1: our skimpy costumes ain't so bad!
Dancer#2 they seem to entertain you dad!
Belle and dancing girls: the gin in your martini, the clamis on you linguine. Yes we keep the (boing sound effect) in springfield!
Wiggum, Krusty, and Skinner: We remember our first visit,
Mayor Quimby: The service was exquisite!
Mrs. Quimby: Why, Joseph, I had no idea!
Mayor Quimby: Come on now, you were working here!
Grampa and Jasper: Without it we'd have had no fun since the March of 1961!
Bart: To shut it down now would be twisted,
Jimbo, Dolph, and Kearney: We just heard this place existed!
Dancers: We're the highlights in you hairdo,
Apu: The extra arm on Vishnu!
Dancers: So don't take the (Barney opens a jack-in-the-box)
Men: We won't take the (Sideshow Mel blows on his slide-whistle)
Everyone: Yes, let's keep the (Moe crashes tow garbage can lids together)
Marge: Well I also have a song to sing! Don't make up your mind until you hear both songs! "Morals, and ethics and carnal forbearance..."